I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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