I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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