yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Your cock deserves a montage
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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