party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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