sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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