I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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