yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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