if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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