it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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