Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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