I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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