scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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