I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
