Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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