erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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