btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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