This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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