I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
