so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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