That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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