Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
