i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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