He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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