I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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