Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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