I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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