The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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