So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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