Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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