I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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