You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
They are going to name an STD after you.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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