Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You can make out without kissing
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