Please, let me fuck your mom
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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