I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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