I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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