I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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