Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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