I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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