whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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