I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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