Your tits are I can't wait for
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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