a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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