Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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