Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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