Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
