Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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