I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she smelled like a LAN party
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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