well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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