did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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