See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
