Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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