Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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