He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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