just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
