Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
stop calling my apartment porn island.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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