found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She's the barista slut.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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